The boss

Richard likes to have races. He likes to race to see who can get dressed first, get on their knees for prayers first, finish their meal first, etc. Well, he adds "rules" to make sure he wins. If he's not going to win, he says, "This isn't a race."

Well, a couple of weeks ago (I know, I'm real prompt in posting this), he was racing Audrey to get dressed in the morning. He said putting his clothes in the laundry was not part of the race. This is because that meant he would lose and Audrey would win. I told him it WAS part of the race, because I hate seeing Audrey always have to lose.

Richard informed me that HE was the one who plays Mario Kart and so therefore he was the "boss of the races."

Oh the logic of a 5-year-old.