Are you kidding?!

I went to the store with Audrey, Peter, and Marie. Audrey informed me that she needed to go potty. Sigh. I hate bringing her to the potty in the store, but I can't have her wetting herself in the store. So, off to the potty we go. I usually bring the shopping cart in the bathroom, so I don't have to leave Peter (who sits in the chair thing), out in the hall. However, another woman had the same idea and already had the bathroom full with her shopping cart. So, I just pushed Audrey through the door and told her she'd have to do it herself. Audrey wasn't thrilled with that idea, and so I waited for that woman to be done.

This woman looked at me as we shuffled shopping carts and kids and noticed Audrey, Peter in the shopping cart, and Marie in the Baby Bjorn. She said, "Are these all yours?"

I'm thinking, "Duh, of course they're all mine! Do you think I just pick up babies to bring to the store because it's fun!" I said, politely, "Yes, they're all mine."

She said, "How does that work?"

I'm thinking, "What do you mean? I pushed them all out and so therefore they're mine."

I said, "Well, I had twins."

She said, "You don't mean these two?" pointing to Audrey and Peter.

I'm thinking, "What?! Are you kidding me?!"

I say, "No, these two," pointing to Marie and Peter.

She says, "Oh, but he's so much bigger!"

I'm thinking, "Yea, but he's a lot closer in size to Marie than to Audrey! Are you stupid?!"

I smile and go on my way. Whatever.