Inspiration to complain

So I read about a friend who hates her dryer. I hate my fridge. It came with the house and so we were excited we wouldn't have to buy a new one once we moved in with all the other expenses of buying a new house. However, it won't stay closed. You have to make sure you don't close it too hard or the freezer will bounce open and vice versa. If you swing it closed, but don't do it hard enough, it won't close and will sit about 1/2 inch from being closed. Audrey can open it. Problems! She opens it constantly and has decided it's one of her favorite places to play. The other day while I was taking a shower she emptied butter out of the paper and took bites out of it, rearranged the shelves, and scattered all the little packets of sauce from restaurants. Also, she doesn't know that when you close the fridge you have to make sure the freezer is closed. How do you solve this problem? Get a new fridge. Grrrr!