Monday, March 17, 2008

Band-aids

I remember learning in my child development class or pediatrics class or one of those child-oriented lectures I attended that preschool-aged children like band-aids. No. They NEED band-aids. I guess researchers have determined that these children are worried about their insides leaking out the hole. So, regardless of the bloody state, or lack thereof, of the injury, a band-aid MUST be applied to satisfy the world. So, knowing this, I am a little more appreciative when Richard informs me he needs a band-aid.
I am el-cheapo. I always have been and hope to always be. At the hospital, we have IV start kits. They are little plastic pouches with all the things you might need. In this pouch is a roll of about 2 feet of tape. I ask you, who needs two feet of tape to secure an IV? Not me. We are supposed to just throw away the contents of said pouch after the IV is started. I throw away all but the other 12-18 inches of tape that I did not use. And, I bring it home. I have quite a few rolls of this tape. So, lest you be confused at the kind of tape I use, it is skin approved.
So, back to Richard. He wants a band-aid. I don't want to waste a perfectly good band-aid for an injury I can't even identify. Hence the tape. I got it for free. It was meant to be thrown away, so no one is out anything. Richard gets tape. When he thinks his insides will leak out, we pull out the trusty tape and solve the problems of the world. He applied his own tape today. In fact, he applied it in a different location than he originally told me the injury was. Whatever. He was happy.

If you can't see the tape, look above his right eye...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Miss grumpy gills...

I know it's hard to sleep when your nose is stuffed up. I can appreciate that. I know it's hard to be happy when you are tired and feel like trash. I can also appreciate that. I know Audrey has suffered both of these, but it still makes it hard to be 100% patient. I'm just about ready to lock the kids outside so I can have some quiet! Audrey is crying over everything and Richard is doing his best to make it worse. My what a happy day....

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A couple of thoughts...

So, last night, I was bored and started surfing people's blog pages. I looked at a page from a couple from my married ward. Who should they have a picture of? A guy from my singles ward from about 6 years ago. Somehow, I never put it together they knew each other. Usually, you don't I suppose. I find they have a link to his page on their blog. So, I look at that page. Who do I find? My secretary from when I was the Relief Society President in said singles ward. She married the guy she had just broken up with last I knew. Obviously they worked things out. Then, who should be on her page? Another couple who used to be in my married ward. Oh, the connections in the BYU alumni community.

Another thought, though totally unconnected. Scott and I were watching the news and do you know what they have to put on light posts in London? Pads! Like the pads they put on ski lift posts. People are so occupied texting on their cell phones that they don't pay attention to where they are going! Doctors have noticed an increase in shoulder injuries as well as broken noses from people tripping and falling. Stuides have not found an increase in the USA due to walking but have found in increase in car accidents. Wow. I haven't gotten in to the whole texting concept. If I want to tell someone something, I'll e-mail or call them. If you text, that's fine. Whatever. Just PAY ATTENTION to what is going on around you. The stupidity associated with some things just baffles me...

Monday, March 10, 2008

About my kids

so, my kids have been tagged. We've never been tagged. Oh, the novelty! So, what are eight things about my kids you may not know....

Audrey--17 months:
1. She LOVES books. She always has. She's pretty nice to them as well. She knows when they're upside down and will be sure to correct it. She flips through the pages and jabbers as she "reads" them. She can't be bothered with my reading them unless I only talk about each page for 5 seconds. Otherwise, she flips to the next page.

2. She jabbers. All day. I have no idea what she says most of the time, but she sure things she has a lot to say! She can only say about 15 words, but she tries.

3. She loves shoes. In fact, that was her first word. She must wear shoes or she'll point to wear she knows they are and say shoes until we put them on her. She has little feet. She still wears size 3. Richard was in size 5-6 by this age!

4. She loves to be a helper. She cleans up so much more easily than Richard did! She cleans up toys. She helps me put away dishes. She puts Richard's stuff in his room. I have been told I did this as well. I guess more proof she's like me!

5. She plays with what Richard plays with. Cars, trains, balls, etc. She has a doll. She ignores it. I guess it's a sibling thing. She wants what Richard wants who wants what she wants, etc.

6. She loves to be outside. She'll throw a temper tantrum when I bring her in regardless of how long we've been out. She doesn't care if it's cold, windy, snowy, rainy, etc. She wants out!

7. She loves baths. If you accidently say the word she'll run to the bathroom door (which we keep closed) and pound on it and say bath. She'll try to climb in before I get her clothes off. She loves to splash. She loves to make faces at the upper drain thing (so the tub doesn't overflow). She gets mad when I get her out.

8. She's doesn't care much for TV. I could get Richard to at least watch Baby Einstein once through at her age so I could take a shower. She'll only watch it if I'm right there with her and then it only lasts for 5 minutes. Otherwise, she couldn't be bothered.

Richard--3 1/2 years old:
1. He doesn't care much for eating. He'd much rather play. In fact, it's now 2:00 and he finally asked if he could have lunch. He'd much rather starve than eat something I've made that hasn't passed the eye test. If I threaten to not let him have dessert, he doesn't care. More time to play, I guess.

2. He has a great memory. We can't promise him anything, because he remembers. He remembers where his toy cars came from. He remembers random things from the past. He remembers what he hears on Baby Einstein DVDs. He quotes movies.

3. He is timid. He didn't like quite a few rides at Disneyland and just buried his head in my lap. He won't do things or say things for people he doesn't know REALLY well. Scott gets bugged at how timid Richard can be.

4. He is obsessed with cars. Especially the movie "Cars." He always has. He must bring cars to bed. In fact, one of the biggest punishments is to put his Lightning McQueen in time-out.

5. He is very skinny. We have a hard time finding pants that are long enough that will stay on his waist without a huge wad of material bunched up at his waist because of a belt. In fact, when he was Audrey's age, we had to safety pin his pants because they didn't have belt loops.

6. He must wear socks. Last summer Scott threatened to put his socks in the garbage if Richard didn't insist on wearing them. Honestly, it was hot and who needs socks when it's hot?

7. He loves to cuddle. He often asks me to sit by him on the couch so we can cuddle and watch a movie. He loves to get in bed with me in the morning so we can cuddle.

8. He loves to run errands. In fact, some days, he'll say, "Mommy, can we run errands?" or "Mommy, can we go to another store?" I think he just likes getting out of the house and adding variety to his day.

So, I guess I'll tag housewife. She has a child and I know she reads this. Jill tagged me, so I guess I can't tag her back. I honestly don't know for sure who else reads this who has kids, so, uh, tag if you have a child!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Signs

I must say, I was a bit skeptical, because it took Audrey a few months to catch on. However, she now consistently will sign the few things I've taught her! Lest you be too amazed, I've only taught her four signs. But I've been tempted to try a few more. I don't know if they are "Baby Sign Language" approved, but communication occurs and that's what matters! She can sign food, drink, more, and all done. She's so cute! If I ever figure out how to post a video, I'll be sure to post her doing them. I also don't know that the few signs she knows have cut down on tantrums all that much, because I still don't know WHAT she wants to eat. However, at least I know when she's done!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

imagination

Richard is getting so imaginative! He keeps running around our basement saying, "Mommy, I'm getting the bad guys! Oh, there are more in here!" while waving around a ruler. I guess he's watched Scott play a lot of computer games. Mind you, he's doing this while reeking of a poopy diaper that he denies and refuses to get a diaper and wipes for. However, he's getting the bad guys! It's all about priorities. he's just said, "Mommy will you kill the bad guys? I have a sword for you..." So, I'm off....

Monday, March 3, 2008

quoting movies

I love to quote movies. I have no original, creative thoughts, so I must steal from others. It's been so fun to hear Richard do the same!

These are all things Richard has said:
(meant to be an insult) "You are a child's play thing!"

(While giving Audrey some food) "Don't just hoark it down! You've got to savor it." (I have NO idea how to spell hoark...)

(Just random talking) "Keep your arms and hands inside the ride at all times. And parents, please watch your children."

(while looking at stuff at the mall) "Where is my super suit?"